The Best-Case Scenario Handbook: A Parody

About this book

Prepare for the best —you never know when life will take an unpredictable turn, forcing you to deal with sudden wealth, power, love, success, fame, and earthly glory. Here are step-by-step illustrated instructions on what you need to know THIS VERY MINUTE.How to cope with a broken ATM that will not stop dispensing cashHow to accept an Academy AwardHow to respond when someone you want to dump dumps you firstWhat to do in a pretentious restaurant when you're mistaken for the Times food criticWhat to do when you look younger every birthday...plus practical information on how to wangle a first-class upgrade from coach and how to behave when confused Palm Beach retirees erroneously elect you President of the United States.