Tucker Max

“My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole." With these words Tucker Max launched a classic humor bestseller that has sold more than two million copies in the US and hundreds of thousands more throughout the world. I HOPE THEY SERVE BEER IN HELL was on The New York Times bestseller list for five years including the #1 position.The new edition, released in September 2015, includes a new 6-page Afterword that will delight Tucker's fans. In it he describes his life in the 10 years since the book was first published, including his marriage and becoming a dad. His anecdotes are, as always, funny and revealing, told in the unique voice that millions of readers have come to love.Actual reader feedback:"I am completely baffled as to how you can congratulate yourself for being a womanizer and a raging drunk, or think anyone cares about an idiot like you. Do you really think that exploiting the insecurities of others while getting wasted is a legitimate thing to offer?""Thank you, thank you, thank you--for sharing with us your wonderful tales of drunken revelry, for teaching me what it means to be a man, for just existing so I know that there is another option; I too can say 'screw the system' and be myself and have fun. My life truly began when I finished reading your stories. Now, when faced with a quandary about what course of action I should take, I just ask myself, 'What Would Tucker Do?'--and I do it, and I am a better man for it.""I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist.""I'll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You're an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you.""You are the coolest person I can even imagine existing. If you slept with my girlfriend, it'd make me love her more."

From the Tucker Max website: What do you do when you've become rich and famous for writing a #1 best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures? I'll tell you what I do: I write another fucking book.This is that book. Assholes Finish First is hilarious in ways you will recognize from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, and in other, newer ways you won't. Of course it has all the sex and debauchery you expect from my writing, but with a twist. You already know how I deal with women when I am poor and anonymous. You have no idea how I do it when I have money and fame.It also answers the hard questions you've never thought of asking. What's it like to have sex with a midget? How about two of 'em? What happens when you eat too much beef jerky and then drink a gallon of vegetable juice? Or get head in an X-ray machine? The answers are inside, they are absurd, and they are the product of one man's experiences:My name is still Tucker Max, and I am still an asshole.

The #1 bestselling pioneer of "fratire" and a leading evolutionary psychologist team up to create the dating book for guys.Whether they conducted their research in life or in the lab, experts Tucker Max and Dr. Geoffrey Miller have spent the last 20+ years learning what women really want from their men, why they want it, and how men can deliver those qualities.The short become the best version of yourself possible, then show it off. It sounds simple, but it's not. If it were, Tinder would just be the stuff you use to start a fire. Becoming your best self requires honesty, self-awareness, hard work and a little help.Through their website and podcasts, Max and Miller have already helped over one million guys take their first steps toward Ms. Right. They have collected all of their findings in Mate , an evidence-driven, seriously funny playbook that will teach you to become a more sexually attractive and romantically successful man, the right No "seduction techniques," No moralizing, No bullshit. Just honest, straightforward talk about the most ethical, effective way to pursue the win-win relationships you want with the women who are best for you.Much of what they've discovered will surprise you, some of it will not, but all of it is important and often misunderstood. So listen up, and stop being stupid!

The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max's series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole" and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively. In this book, you'll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School* Why Halloween is really awesome * How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a vanAs we've come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.The Cancun storiesDrugs are bad, mmmkay?Why Halloween is awesomeFat girls cross Tucker, hilarity ensuesThe deadliest vacationSexting with Tucker Max: meanThe fight storiesMeet my friend HateTucker runs a wine tastingThe ex-girlfriend threesome falloutIn the truckThe (almost banned, now complete) Miss Vermont storyTucker Max, knee abuserSexting with Tucker Max: A/S/location, locations, locationThe law school weddings and bachelor partiesEpilogue: The retirement

Tucker Max's books-- I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell , Assholes Finish First , and Hilarity Ensues --are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They've sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success. As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the "best of the rest," and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds , like a book version of Deleted Scenes. Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don't suck. So enjoy.

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Ready to write your book? So why haven’t you done it yet? If you’re like most nonfiction authors, fears are holding you back. Sound familiar? Is my idea good enough? How do I structure a book? What exactly are the steps to write it? How do I stay motivated? What if I actually finish it, and it’s bad? Worst of what if I publish it, and no one cares? How do I know if I’m even doing the right things? The truth is, writing a book can be scary and overwhelming—but it doesn’t have to be. There’s a way to know you’re on the right path and taking the right steps. How? By using a method that’s been validated with thousands of other Authors just like you. In fact, it’s the same exact process used to produce dozens of big bestsellers–including David Goggins’s Can’t Hurt Me, Tiffany Haddish’s The Last Black Unicorn, and Joey Coleman’s Never Lose a Customer Again. The Scribe Method is the tested and proven process that will help you navigate the entire book-writing process from start to finish–the right way. Written by 4x New York Times Bestselling Author Tucker Max and publishing expert Zach Obront, you’ll learn the step-by-step method that has helped over 1,500 authors write and publish their books. Now a Wall Street Journal Bestseller itself, The Scribe Method is specifically designed for business leaders, personal development gurus, entrepreneurs, and any expert in their field who has accumulated years of hard-won knowledge and wants to put it out into the world. Forget the rest of the books written by pretenders. This is the ultimate resource for anyone who wants to professionally write a great nonfiction book.

Everything you've ever been told about how to write a book is wrong.Authors assume that writing a book needs to be a struggle. They block off hours of precious time, throw away draft after draft, and never get any closer to a finished product.What if there was a way to get your idea into a published book that was better and faster?Now, finally, there is.The Book in a Box Method cuts through all the nonsense to show you the exact steps to follow to ensure that you'll be able to write and publish the best possible book, in less time than you thought possible.

Tucker Max shot x-rays across his balls, and it crushed his Testosterone.The solutions offered by the medical community were dangerous, expensive and ineffective, so he began a journey of research and self-experimentation to find a better answer. Through completely natural and healthy self-treatment, he solved his problem and more than doubled his Testosterone levels.In the first official Mating Grounds guide, Tucker peels back the curtain on the solutions he found. Starting with nutrition, exercise and sleep, and moving into more advanced topics like micronutrient testing and managing emotions, Tucker walks you through everything you need to know to naturally optimize your body to produce the right amount of Testosterone.

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Get attention, sell copies and become a bestseller. Finally, book marketing advice from people who’ve actually written and marketed bestsellers. Ryan Holiday, Tucker Max, and Nils Parker have led the marketing campaigns for dozens of famous bestsellers that sold millions of copies, and this book details their exact methods. No more guessing, groping in the dark, wasted time on social media, or vague advice. The BookStrapper Guide To Book Marketing, is all specific, actionable things you can do to ensure you get results, from the book marketers that the bestselling authors go to for advice. Some of what you’ll learn:- The one thing that journalists actually care about, and how to use it to ensure they write about you (including email templates)- How to make every part of your marketing look and feel professional- The trick to running successful pre-order giveaways and multiplying first week sales- How to use social media in a way that actually translates to sales- How the bestseller lists work and what exactly you can do to get on them- Detailed, specific case studies from the campaigns of 3 bestselling books that you can model your launch after- And much, much more...Just Some of the Testimonials About The Book Marketing Abilities of Ryan & Tucker:"Ryan Holiday wrote the playbook for the dark arts of exploiting the media."-Robert Greene, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Mastery and The 48 Laws Of Power"Digital ninjitsu at it's finest. Whatever your master plan, you can't beat Ryan Holiday as a partner. Highly insightful, extremely agile, and deadly effective." -Steven Kotler #1 New York Times bestselling author of Abundance and WSJ bestseller The Rise of Superman"I had never before used outside marketers, always trusting either my own basic platform or a publisher. What Ryan and Tucker provided was unbelievable. Between his Rolodex and mine we scheduled about 60 podcasts, radio interviews, speaking engagements and guest posts on popular blogs and websites. My schedule the month after launch was non-stop marketing."-James Altucher, Wall Street Journal bestselling author of Choose Yourself"Ryan is part Machiavelli, part Ogilvy, and all results. From American Apparel to quiet campaigns he's run but not taken credit for, this whiz kid is the secret weapon you've never heard of." -Tim Ferriss, #1 New York Times bestselling author of The 4 Hour Work Week, The 4 Hour Body, and The 4 Hour Chef"Ryan and Tucker were always there when I had questions, they know the ins and outs of the industry better than anyone, and they helped make this book a bestseller." -Matthew Berry, New York Times bestselling author of Fantasy Life"I do a lot of marketing for my business--and I'm pretty good at it--but Ryan and Tucker's book marketing strategies were another level. They helped me with all aspects of book marketing--not only did they help me to leverage my existing platform, they also showed me how to turn this into incredible amounts of attention. These guys know their stuff."-John Romaniello, New York Times bestselling author of Man 2.0: Unleashing the Alpha

Você já pensou em escrever um livro, mas não faz ideia de por onde começar? Já questionou se sua ideia seria boa o suficiente ou se o assunto seria considerado interessante? Ponderou até mesmo se teria a habilidade necessária para elaborar uma obra bem estruturada? Caso tenha experienciado essas dúvidas no momento de escrever um livro, o Método Scribe foi feito para você! Em Como escrever um livro de sucesso usando o Método Scribe, você aprenderá a utilizar o método que foi validado e utilizado por diversos autores; o mesmo processo utilizado para produzir grandes best-sellers. O Método Scribe foi elaborado para líderes de negócios, gurus de desenvolvimento pessoal, empresários e qualquer especialista em determinada área que acumulou conhecimento ao longo do tempo e agora deseja compartilhá-lo com o mundo. Turcker Max e Zach Obront auxiliam escritores iniciantes a transformar uma ideia inicial em um livro, desde como produzir o rascunho do manuscrito até a publicação da obra de forma profissional.