What the Cluck: A Real Life Guide to Chicken Keeping
About this book
In this unapologetically foul-mouthed beginner’s guide, you’ll What the Cluck You’re From fluffy chicks to full-grown feathery freeloaders, get the lowdown on breeds, brooding, and how not to accidentally roast them with a heat lamp.Housing Those Feathered Coop basics that don’t cost a damn fortune and bedding choices that won’t make you gag every time you open the door.Feeding Without What to feed them, what not to feed them ( chicken nuggets are a crime), and how to avoid falling for overpriced organic bullshit.Chicken Illnesses & WTF How to not panic when your hen lays a weird-ass egg or your rooster starts acting like a tiny, feathered demon.Eggs, Drama, and the Pecking Understand why your chickens are pecking the crap out of each other, what a broody hen is and why she’s suddenly Satan, and when you can start stealing their eggs without being cursed.Predator Everything wants to eat your chickens—raccoons, hawks, even your damn neighbor’s dog. This book tells you how to build Fort Cluckin’ Knox.Snarky, honest, a little inappropriate, and packed with real info, this book is for anyone who wants chickens but also wants to keep their sanity. Or at least fake it.