Birth of Heavy Metal Complete Boxed Set
About this book
Here's your chance to get the complete series boxed set in one place!You thought you understood the Zoo? I'm here to tell you it's so much more than anyone ever thought!HE WAS NOT PREPARED.Born from the fertile imagination of bestselling author Michael AnderleFountain of Youth, or Valley of Death?While eating his supper of microwave popcorn, PhD student-genius Salinger Jacobs is grabbed from his apartment in California, stuck on a C-130 military plane and sent to the Sahara Desert to witness the reality of the ZOO for himself.With the life expectancy of untrained scientists working inside the ZOO measured in hours, he has a lot to learn.Fast.First order of business?How do you shoot a gun, and just HOW MUCH is that plant worth?The government needs the best of the best military and scientific minds working out how to pull the secrets from the ZOO, while keeping the deadly fauna and flora in check.There is one major problem, Salinger doesn't even have a PhD.If he can stay alive long enough, he might be able to afford something besides packaged microwave popcorn to eat.THAT IS A BIG IF. This Boxed Set includes all eight books in the BIRTH OF HEAVY METAL Series 1. He Was Not Prepared2. She is His Witness3. Backstabbing Little Assets4. Blood of My Enemies5. Get Out of Our Way6. It All Falls Down7. Justice Come Due8. All's Fair in WarNOTE:There may or may not be gratuitous sex in this book. Or it might actually play into a later book with funny talk about men vs. women's abilities and capabilities. There is ABSOLUTELY cursing in this book. LOTS of upset cursing, cursing out of anger, fear, and other emotional issues related to carnivorous alien flora or fauna eating humans who don’t say ‘darn.’ LOTS of gratuitous cursing just because the author finds it funny, too. There is death and sadness...and more death. In fact, it’s a blender of blood out in the ZOO. Man vs. alien nature seems to justify ugly results. Plus, people have emotional hang-ups. Expect to smile, laugh, cry, and perhaps have a spate of jealousy or two. Further, there might be explicit sex, thank-you sex, and you're welcome sex. Finally, there is no Coke in the ZOO. That is probably the worst and most offensive trait in these stories. This is Michael Todd, and I approve of the shenanigans pulled in ZOO stories.