THOU SHALT NOT AUCTION THY NEIGHBOR’S WIFE. EXCEPT FOR A GOOD CAUSE...Or her husband either.It was a crazy idea for a fund raiser, but it was the only way to save the school. Garage sales, carnivals, flea markets...all had failed. Now the parents of Port Williams were ready to turn their most intimate fantasies into a sensual reality, and auction off an unforgettable night of love.