101 Fruitcake Quotes of Boris Johnson: Future Prime Minister
About this book
101 hilarious and outrageous quotations of Boris Johnson who reflecting on his political career as an entertainer stated, "I knew my life would be a farce." Yes and what better outlet for the court jester, than as a politician serving the upper echelons of polite society.This book contains true and precise quotes from the presiding Mayor of London; known for his truth telling about his aspirations, who said, "Who would elect a prat who gets caught in a zip wire!" Well sourced and researched, this collection contains only the juiciest and most candid quotes from Boris Johnson's inverse Robin Hood role at Eton public school to his rise in prestige at Oxford University and his days of inventing stories as a journalist. Then, to the dizzy heights of a member of parliament and to his present, pantomime role as the eccentric and sharp witted Mayor of London. The commentary and summary of Boris's public and private life are from a libertarian psychotherapist's perspective, with analysis of Johnson's personality and his political passions to be the next leader of the Conservative party and ultimately Prime minister of the United Kingdom. Boris's childlike thirst for invincibility will be quenched when he finds Elvis on Mars and Boris is anointed, "King of the World."